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Joke of the Day
"Together, I can beat schizophrenia."
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"There are two secrets to success 1. Never tell anyone all of your secrets 2."
"2 Dyslexics run into a bank And shout: Air in the hands mother stickers! This is a fuck up!"
"How do cows get their gossip? They herd it through the bovine."
"Don't say ""tits."" It's crass and disrespectful. Instead, say ""lady tits."""
"The Mets got Royally screwed...."
"What do Scottish owls sing? Owld Lang Syne."
"I'm not saying your mom's a whore... But if she were a video game she'd be rated E for everyone."
"Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield? They didn't want to leave their brothers behind."
"*pulling up to toll both with megaphone in hand* Booth operator: ma'am please not again Me: someBODY once tolled me"