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Joke of the Day
"What do you call children born of ginger people? Ginger-bred"
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"What do you get when you throw a grenade into a french kitchen? Linoleum Blownapart"
"I may not be able to out run the zombies when they come, but this cheeseburger is going to make me taste great"
"How do you drown a hipster? In the main stream"
"What do you get when you hire an owl to babysit your kids? A real hootenanny!"
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Blurgblurgblurg"
"Male secretary : ""Feel free to use my dictaphone."" New blonde employee : ""No thanks I'll just use my finger like everyone else."""
"If you want to get your beer cold out in the wilds Look for the cool ants."
"DOCTOR: I have bad news MAN WHO WOKE UP FROM 5 YR COMA: I don't mind as long as I get to see my favorite gorilla from the Cincinnati zoo"
"Vegan ribs are actually delicious! The hardest part is hunting down the vegan."