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Joke of the Day
"""Hey, did you get a haircut today?"" ""No, I got all of them cut."""
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"What's the difference between Luke Skywalker and a black man? Luke Skywalker eventually finds out who his father is."
"The NSA has been tracking phone records for Verizon customers. They skipped AT&T because those people can't complete calls."
"Have you heard about Beyonce's new perfume line, Beyotch?"
"How can you always break even at the casino? Play the change machines."
"As a man, it's impossible to walk passed a punching bag and not hit it twice before walking away."
"[First person to ride a horse] 'I'm going to sit on that thing and I don't care how angry it gets.'"
"My first girlfriend, a beautiful blonde woman, left me after the first date She asked me what was my hobby and I said penetration testing"
"Why did the fashion show lose it's attendance? my friend thought it was a strip club. (I'm not good at this, pls don't be harsh)"
"Did you hear about the guy who chugged 8 cokes? He burped 7-Up"