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Joke of the Day

"My first girlfriend, a beautiful blonde woman, left me after the first date She asked me what was my hobby and I said penetration testing"

"How do you get a clown off of its unicycle? Hit it in the face with a pickaxe."

"What is the most said band name during the holidays? U2"

"My wife was cremated after her death. And during."

"Why did the oil covered seagull get sued? There can only be one goo gull"

"What did the man say after he was hit by the car? Nothing. He was dead."

"Father: "" I know the answer to your bad grades. You're spending too much time watching television."" Son: "" I'm sorry you'll have to phrase that in the form of a question."""

"A lion will never cheat on his wife But a Tiger Wood!"

"What time is it? **BOOM!**"

"I hired a PR team. They said the public would like me more if I stopped executing people. I executed the PR team."