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Joke of the Day

"Why did the fashion show lose it's attendance? my friend thought it was a strip club. (I'm not good at this, pls don't be harsh)"

"50 Shades of Grey is also the title of the 101 Dalmatians alternate ending where Cruella wins and makes a coat out of the puppies."

"i don't drink to forget, i drink to remember how much i like drinking."

"If you don't wear a seatbelt while on a plane, you might hit the seat in front of you when it smashes into the ground at terminal velocity."

"How do golfers get away with cheating? The unfairway"

"Dang girl, are you a zombie? Cuz I'm bringing you back from the dead!"

"I almost got hit by a car today, but due to a swift maneuver I was able to not get hit. It was a Dodge."

"April 1st, officially the worst day of the year to have a cardiac arrest."

"Can someone help me find..... The guy on his cell phone laughing uncontrollably because someone rear ended a car full of nuns. I think he was leaving a message. Thanks in advance."

"LOL jokes What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint."