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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a prostitute who's upset about gun control? A sandy hooker"
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"Isaac Newton's friend was 16 minutes late the first time they met. At their second meeting, the friend was 8 minutes late. At this rate, said Newton, ""you'll never be on time."""
"My husband just told me to relax, like he doesn't remember we're camping in the desert and I brought a shovel."
"What do Americans and Putin have in common? They'll both be nuking Turkey after Thanksgiving."
"Dr: I need a urine and stool sample. Me: *hands him my underwear* Dr:...... Me: Its all there."
"The bird developed an illness. i think it started when the bird flu."
"What Do You Call A Gay Boxer? ""Fruit Punch"". I'm sorry."
"Today's Favorited tweet is tomorrow's Facebook update."
"I had a 7 course Irish dinner last night A 6 pack of Guinness and a potato"
"I call my penis Oscar Pistorius... ... it only goes inside for a disappointingly short period of time."