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Joke of the Day

"Nothing is more intimidating to me than someone who genuinely enjoys the outdoors."

"Sleeping with your girlfriend is like sleeping in a no camping zone. You want to get comfy,but you can't risk pitching a tent. Was bored"

"With Hanukkah upon us, how does a Jewish man prepare his tea? Hebrews it."

"What do you get when you cross an orchard with a concentration camp? apple juice"

"I hate it when my teachers hit on me. It sucks being homeschooled."

"Did you hear about the fight at the homeless camp yesterday? It was in tents."

"A registered organ donor passed away. His body was sent to Amazon Prime... Because they de-liver for free."

"Turns out I got Lazik surgery by mistake so now I have two lazy eyes."

"What is a sure way to pleasure 9 out of 10 people? Gang rape."

"My teenage daughter is very odd She literally can't even."