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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross an orchard with a concentration camp? apple juice"

"Why don't gypsies use condoms ? They have crystal balls so they see it coming."

"What did the ""O"" call the Zero? Weirdo!"

"If you're going to get in trouble for hitting someone, might aswell hit them hard."

"Overheard: ""I think that guy is listening to us."""

"Count Chocula is undead to me."

"What did one lawyer say to the other? ""we are both lawyers."""

"If your name is spelled Duhniayle, don't hate me when I mispronounce it. Hate your parents & their ridiculous spelling decisions."

"Louie C.K.'s Honda Civic joke at the Oscars Really struck Accord"

"You want to know the only thing wrong with rap music? It doesn't have a C in front of it."