60212

Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a lazy overeater and a flirtatious emo? One is Sloth the Gluttonous the other is Goth the Sluttiness. Yep made that up on the way home today... Sorry."

"What's the difference between a Soap Opera and a Trailer Park? A Trailer park has much more interesting drama and less than a third of those pesky white teeth."

"What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawking in a house fire."

"Whats a pirates favourite letter??? Youd think itd be rrrrr but tis the sea."

"My boss just farted. I asked him if he was trying to get the condom out. I am jobless now."

"I went the other day to buy some camo pants,but could not find any..."

"Watching soccer gives me the same feeling as watching a drunk guy try to get his key in the door."

"My quantum milkshake machine brings every boy to all yards."

"Call out to CAN_ZIGZAG: what do they call it when a mechanic frees up a stuck gearshift? Manumission"

"My Christmas shopping will be financed by my swear jar again this year."