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Joke of the Day
"Can a woman make a man a millionaire? Yeah, if he's a billionaire to begin with.."
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"I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me."
"What do firemen and Eastern European prostitutes have in common? They both go down on poles."
"Vikings kicker Blair Walsh apparently attempted suicide last night. He ended up being just fine, he was unable to kick the chair out from under him."
"Only 9 more days til Xmas! Can't wait to see the look on my child's face when he wakes up and realizes daddy spent too much time on Twitter."
"Today I am celebrating 100 days without alcohol! Not consecutively, though."
"Windows Phone"
"President Trump! What about the aliens from space? We need a ROOF!"
"They say that if you are bad in this life, you re-encarnate into a 'Nickelback' song in the next one."
"How do you know you're allergic to cats if you don't even eat them?"