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Joke of the Day

"My atheist, mathematician friend insists religion is negative... Because at it's root, it's imaginary!"

"Jehovah's witnesses tell the worst knock, knock jokes"

"If ""Precious"" is based on the novel by Sapphire, ""Twilight"" is based on the catalog by Abercrombie & Fitch"

"what if an italian guy smoked weed, he might say ""emma stone"""

"Where does a pornstar go for timeout? The casting couch"

"A lot of people tell me I look like a blind Channing Tatum I don't see it"

"I have a habit of 5 starring bad movies on amazon because if I wasted 90+ minutes on that crap, I want you to suffer too."

"If I've learned anything from Twitter, it's that you shouldn't be learning on Twitter."

"Some military humour: why do I call the ol' downstairs resident APFSDS? Because it's a long-rod kinetic penetrator!"

"Who is Hitler's favourite character in Star Wars? Princess Leiabensraum"