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"A spice belt for chefs Might be a waist of thyme"

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"I love conversations about palindromes You can always have a good back and forth."
"Calculus Joke http://i.imgur.com/4s8NLUO.jpg Not mine, but thought I'd share anyway. Hope you like it!"
"Satan: ""Waaazzz up?"" God: ""Speak of the Devil."" Satan: ""Really?"" God: ""Sorry, figure of speech."" Satan: ""Jesus Christ."" Jesus: ""What?"""
"My pet deer was addicted to painkillers after surgery so I tried to send her to rehab..... .... but I didn't have the doe"
"I plan to swim all the way to Paris my friends think I'm In-Seine."
"When Your Girlfriend or Boyfriend Block You It,s Called An E-DIVORCE :D"
"What do you call 'looking for a Korean'? Seoul searching"
"In hindsight, we shouldn't have given the cat her own checking account."