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"A man orders a pizza. The waiter asks him: ""Do you want your pizza cut in six or eight Pieces?"" The man replies: ""Six, i dont think i can eat eight"""
"NOT EVERYONE WAS KUNG FU FIGHTING, MOM. SOME OF US WERE TRYING TO BREAK IT UP."
"I try not to beat live horses, either"
"""HEY, WHERE'S THAT BOOK?!"" (Dewey Decibel System)"
"Genie: 1st wish ME: I wish for a pen G: #2 M: another pen G: wtf M: I already lost the 1st pen G: and ur 3rd M: ur not going to believe this"
"Joke my life"
"Just tasteless A man gets the words ""I LOVE YOU"" tattooed on his crank. His wife tells him ""Quit putting words in my mouth!"""
"Halfway through V for Vendetta... ...still waiting for Natalie Portman to evolve into Vaporeon."
"Did you know... That 90% of teenagers own a phone... and that 100% of phones own a teenager?"