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Joke of the Day
"How do you titillate an ocelot? You oscillate its tit-alot"
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"I use to have crabs... Until the bigger bugs ate them."
"Have you heard about that new movie Constipation? Oh wait - it hasn't come out yet! *ba dum tss*"
"Can't trust em, y'all... http://imgur.com/gallery/OEtxUYb"
"I once lived with a Canadian family for a year... They didn't want me to, but were too polite to ask me to leave!"
"My friend told me to sing Wonderwall I said maybe."
"When i was a kid, my father said he wanted me to be an autodidact. I asked him what that word meant. He told me to look it up. Happy Father's Day, everyone!"
"What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter? ""Quack, quack, quack."""
"You hear about the guy who's teeth is like a shopping mall There's a big GAP"
"Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason."