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Joke of the Day

"How do you titillate an ocelot? You oscillate its tit-alot"

"When walking behind someone at night, let them know you're not dangerous by yelling ""DO NOT FEAR ME"" very loudly"

"I can still blame my unhealthy eating on ""the holidays"", right? President's Day is coming up."

"What's Irish and stays out on your deck? Paddy O'furniture"

"Jesus spoke to me yesterday... But I don't like talking to my roofers, so I had his brother Juan tell him not to do that in the future."

"Why was the cancer doctor so tired? He was always oncol"

"wat abot when ther was only 1 set of footprints ""thats when i carried u"" wat abot when the fotprints went in the ocean ""i tried to drown u"""

"The shortest hunter joke Two hunters go by a bar"

"What did Bruce Lee say about NASA'S discovery WA-TAH!"

"A Grizzly walked into a bar... It was horrible! Many people in the bar died painful deaths, survivors of the attack said the pain was ""un-bear-able""."