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Joke of the Day

"wat abot when ther was only 1 set of footprints ""thats when i carried u"" wat abot when the fotprints went in the ocean ""i tried to drown u"""

"Is Kevin James the only Flintstones character who has actually come to life?"

"""Mother I'd like to fuck"" She said ""Ok, let's break your arms and get started."""

"Damn, girl, are you a map? Because you give me D-rections."

"I'm still waiting for the day that I will actually use x2 + why +8 [(x + 2y 2 = a-z] + 2x 3 + (- 2z = 2. 4) + 10y 5Z 3= k= 9 in real life"

"Why were there only 3 thousand Mexicans at the Alamo They could only find three minivans"

"I won't be getting any sex tonight but I beat level 15 on Bejeweled so its pretty much just as good."

"Why are gold fish orange ? The water makes them rusty !"

"There is no ""we"" in chocolate."

"Well, here I am! What are your other two wishes?"