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Joke of the Day

"A Grizzly walked into a bar... It was horrible! Many people in the bar died painful deaths, survivors of the attack said the pain was ""un-bear-able""."

"Why did Adele cross the street? To say hello.... From the other side."

"Racist: What sign appears on abortion clinics in black communities? ""Crime Prevention Center"""

"My wife is so much better looking than me... ...that a cashier just put a plastic divider down in the middle of our groceries. Credit: Charles Demers"

"I got a new job working in an underwear factory I'll be pulling down 800 a week"

"Why would you stay friends with an ex-girlfriend? When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job."

"Why doesn't communism work in a school enviroment? Because everyone would get the same Marx."

"What do you call a waterfall that flows upwards? Viagra falls!"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Anais ! Anais who ? Anais cup of tea !"

"My friend told he she thought she looked fat and needed a compliment I told her she had perfect eyesight"