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Joke of the Day

"A Grizzly walked into a bar... It was horrible! Many people in the bar died painful deaths, survivors of the attack said the pain was ""un-bear-able""."

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"Why do they make Raisin Bran commercials? For raisin bran awareness."
"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times lets face it you're a jerk and I'm stupid"
"My favorite clean joke Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field!!!!!"
"Obama: we need to create a plan to reduce pollution Biden: *turns from watching captain planet* have you asked the planeteers for help?"
"My favorite way to mop the bathroom floor is to give the kids a bath. The walls, too. Yup, and ceiling."
"A girl a day keeps the hand away."
"Report: Underpaid bowling alley employees to go on strike."
"Daughter: Daddy, why do you have to go to work everyday? Me: Do you like clothes? Daughter: Not really Me: Shut up"