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"Why was the cancer doctor so tired? He was always oncol"
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"My boss fired an employee unexpectedly today and everyone wants to know why... I think it's because he was caught with a bag of cocaine. But regardless, our boss told us to keep our noses out of it."
"Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic! *ba dim tiss*"
"How do you piss off a fanboy? Kylo Ren kills Dumbledore."
"I love how science fiction movies skip right to the fiction part."
"When can you tell your waitress is having a bad day? When she has a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pencil."
"Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party? They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS."
"What do fish smoke? Seewead"
"What do you call a car made out of Canadian money? A CADillac."
"What's the biggest city in the United States? Obesity"