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Joke of the Day

"Christopher Columbus: discovered nothing, kidnapped, enslaved & murdered natives & gets a national holiday honoring him? Well played, sir."

"""Its a boy"", he shouted. ""It's a BOY! I still can't believe it! Tears rolling down his eyes, swearing never to come back to Thailand again."

"A horse walks into a bar & the bartender says, ""why the long face?"" & the horse says, ""why the English Lit degree?"""

"After sex last night... ...my new girlfriend snuggled up next to me and said, ""You know, you are by far the biggest I've ever had"". Apparently ""Ditto"" is not the right response."

"Irish Jokes Megathread Post all of your Irish, St. Patrick's Day, or good ol' Emerald Isle jokes for the day here! I'd like to share some with coworkers."

"*hears robber in house* If anybody is there.. I have Updog & I'm not afraid to use it. ""What's Updog?"" Not too much haha you? ""Robbing you"""

"My friend told me I didn't know the meaning of 'ironic', which was ironic because we were at a train station."

"50 mph winds here and I looked out the window and saw a package of Oreos fly by my house. At this rate, I will never have to leave for food."

"Failed long-term relationships are never a total waste. They teach you valuable life skills, like how to carve profanity into car paint."

"Whats reddits favorite tv show? The OC."