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Joke of the Day

"Irish Jokes Megathread Post all of your Irish, St. Patrick's Day, or good ol' Emerald Isle jokes for the day here! I'd like to share some with coworkers."

"I like black people like I like my coffee I don't really like coffee"

"Sometimes a person is completely out of the picture but you just can't let go of the frame."

"Just got my grades back for my computer science class. Apparently, I got a C++ on my final."

"I lost my job at the calendar factory. My boss said it was unacceptable that I'd taken a few days off."

"Women are like potato chips... They better come with my sandwich."

"The silent ""p"" and ""s"" in ""Corps"" are why I have hardcorps trust issues."

"Why do Asian students do so well in school? Because an Asian without A's is a sin"

"I was at the beach wondering why frisbees always look bigger the closer they get And then it hit me"

"If a tree falls in the woods and the wife's not there to witness it, it'll be my fault when i get home."