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Joke of the Day
"Trying to give up cold turkey It's hard though when there is so much left over from Christmas."
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"Two antennas get married... The ceremony was ok, But the reception was great!"
"eer booze and fun!' '""Didja hear the news?"" asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon. ""Harrigan drank so much his wife left him!"" ""Bartender! Give me six boilermakers!!"""
"i made the mistake of watching a single zit popping video on youtube and now my recommendations screen is trying to make me barf"
"What did the man without a voicebox say to the person next to him?"
"It can't go on! It can't go on! What can't go on? This baby's vest ? it's too small for me."
"STOP ANIMAL TESTING...they don't know the answers."
"What do you call a dog with no legs and brass balls? Sparky"
"The new Linkin Park album"
"If you have your Twitter account linked to Facebook I don't think you understand what it is we do here."