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Joke of the Day

"Time Magazine lists the 140 best Twitter feeds. Maybe later my fax machine will list the best smartphones."

"When Bill Gates feels like a million bucks, he's having a crappy day."

"What do you call a Hawaiian with a cold? A Polysneezin."

"NORTH CAROLINA:We believe in family values. ME:Like Disney movies? NC:Exactly. ME:Like Mulan, where a cross dresser saves China? NC:..."

"What's the difference between a truckload of babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork."

"Did you see the new clock porno? It's about fucking time."

"Why do crows do vocal exercises every morning? For the Good of the Caws."

"A Muslim, a Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it."

"Do you know who has the most home runs in MLB history? Barry Bonds... Do you know who leads the MLB in strikeouts pitched? Nolan Ryan... Do you know who has been hit by the most balls? Liberaci"

"what do you call a homosexual plaything? a gayme"