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Joke of the Day

"Why do some people call it a ""tuna-fish"" sandwich? It's not like anyone calls it a ""chicken-bird"" sandwich."

"I just said ""bye - bye"" when I ended a phone call, and now I'm debating on if I should have my milk & cookies before or after recess."

"Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January? Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat."

"[Spoilers] Critics asked Stan Lee. . . . . . why Captain America won the war. He simply replied ""Tony Stank"""

"There's this blind man feeling his way down the street. He walks past a fish market, you know what I'm sayin'? He stops, takes a deep breath and says: ""Ooooo Good morning Ladies!"""

"Funny how they say we need to talk when they really mean you need to listen."

"I was walking through the cemetery.. Saw a guy crouching behind a tombstone. I said, ""Morning.."". He said, ""No. Taking a shit."""

"What would be the worst meal for a football wife? OJ and Rice"

"My boyfriend thinks I'm beautiful Well they do say that love is blind !"

"Why did Jim die from eating at an Italian restaurant? Because he asked for 'ebola spaghetti'"