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Joke of the Day
"Mr Bean bought a cow Do U Know Why Mr.BEAN Bought A Brown Cow??? 2 Get Chocolate Milk!!"
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"I used to sanitize my son's bottles and Lysol his toys. Then I caught him chewing on the dog's tail."
"Me: I wish for a lightsaber. Genie: Be realistic. Me: Ok, I wish for a boyfriend. Genie: Would you like your lightsaber in blue or green?"
"An actor was fired from a movie for being a cocaine addict. He kept blowing his lines."
"Loneliness is when you get an e-mail but it's from the newsgroup server."
"The people doing it in pornos are in love, right?"
"Broke a mirror today Seven years bad luck, my lawyer says he will get it down to five"
"What type of dog did the tweaker have? A pure bred meth lab."
"What's a 68 to a blonde? She goes down on you and you owe her one"
"Crazy ex-girlfriends are like a box of chocolates, they'll kill your dog."