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Joke of the Day

"Why should you never play Uno with a Mexican? Because they'll steal all the green cards."

"The gardener asked me what I wanted him to do, I told him to water the plants... He points and asks ""water these?"", I said ""nah man, *pointing* WATER THOSE""."

"Have you heard about the Nascar driver that's in the KKK? He's a racist."

"What kind of grass do cows like most? It's a moot point!"

"I'd like to teach the world to sing. And while everyone's busy, I'd go watch a movie without people talking through it."

"Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I was wearing the wrong socks."

"My son complained to me that his yogurt was too soupy. I told him to suck it up."

"Micheal Sam will have the most sacks in the NFL next year... ....on his face"

"The problem with girl scout cookies: no matter how many I eat, I always want Samoa."

"Did you hear about the car with wooden wheels, a wooden engine, and wooden doors? It wooden start"