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Joke of the Day
"It's been 5 years now. I'm afraid that I actually might not be bloated."
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"anyone hear about this gravity discovery proving einsteins theory correct? I hear its really making a wave"
"One cool thing about marriage is that when you hate each other, the marriage keeps you together until you like each other again."
"BREAKING: Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys killed instantly by lack of oxygen."
"What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops? Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a."
"Michael Bay has just recently announced the title of his next gritty reboot of a kids TV show: Ed, Edd, and Edgy"
"The best thing about women is how they can tell you what you really mean when you say something..."
"Always a housemaid, never a house."
"Never tell a blind Catholic that seeing is is believing..."
"Shawty dropped to the ground like she ain't got manners There was too much lights for an epileptic girl to handle"