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Joke of the Day
"If a duck and a elephant were to vote They'd vote for donald trunk"
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"Afghan shaking a carpet I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet. I shouted up to him, ""What's up Abdul, won't it fucking start?"""
"I want to be important enough to receive a phone call, say one word, hang up and having the end result being something blown up."
"Do you know why will this joke melt? Because it will be in the hot section..."
"""I wish I could answer phone calls with my Walkman."" -Steve Jobs in the 80's"
"The number of my farts. . . is gastronomical."
"Never buying anything home-made on eBay again... I bought an 'Irony Detector' off of eBay, but it was broken. It detected everything *but* irony..."
"I'm tired of being told to remove my card rapidly. Starting a new ATM for people who wanna remove their card at a more chill pace"
"Yes, milk from cows tastes nice. But to the person that first found that out..you have issues bro"
"A woman walks in on the janitor using the women's washroom... ""What are you doing in here?"" ""The men's room is filthy"""