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Joke of the Day
"Love your parents. We are so busy growing up, we often forget they are also growing old."
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"We should all give Earth a one star rating on TripAdvisor so hostile aliens won't want to come here."
"Ke$ha is what would happen if Comic Sans came to life."
"Never make plans with an executioner. They always leave you hanging. Or cut your head off or something like that"
"""Here you go body some nutritious food, how bout some energy?"" Body: ""I shall make this into nose hair"""
"What do the African nations Zimbabwe, Tanzania, Mozambique, Zambia, and Swaziland have in common? A lot of da Z's."
"Having sex is like playing Bridge If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
"""Maybe connect two monocles together? Pretty good idea. I have to write this down."" - the guy that invented the pen"
"What's the difference between 69 and 6.9? 6.9 has period."
"Favorite Mythological Creature Someone on tumblr who isn't oppressed"