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Joke of the Day

"Love your parents. We are so busy growing up, we often forget they are also growing old."

"Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head? From a distance they look like hares!"

"Where is the most open green space in New York City? Central Pork"

"Google is the #1 company in the world. How about them apples ?"

"Anyone know any good ""walks into a bar"" type jokes?"

"My music preferences range between something your grandma would listen to, to something that could potentially kill her."

"I promised my wife I would not joke with her when she was PMSing. She has my word, period."

"My fiancee asked me why I always back into parking spots... I told her ""guys typically want to just pull out"". She was not amused."

"How do you know Jesus was Jewish? He lived at home until he was 30. He went into his fathers business. He thought his mother was a virgin, and his mother thought he was god."

"what did lowes say when home depot kickcked him in the crotch ouch menards (my nards). lolz"