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Joke of the Day

"""Maybe connect two monocles together? Pretty good idea. I have to write this down."" - the guy that invented the pen"

"Two antennae had a wedding... It was alright, but the reception was amazing."

"What did O say to Q? ""Hey! Put that thing back in your pants!"""

"Confuse future archeologists by burying your pets in elaborate military uniforms."

"So I told a premature baby joke at an open mic night but I don't think the crowd liked it. Apparently it was too soon"

"Camo is proper for any occasion. It's good for drinkin' beers, huntin' deers and scarin' queers. Merica."

"My 'Mom Voice' was so loud even the neighbors washed their hands and cleaned their rooms."

"9/11 jokes are not funny guys.. The other 2, however, are hilarious!!"

"That question from your wife for which either answer is wrong Apparently the third answer ""it's not the dress"" isn't right either."

"I want to tell you all a UDP joke ... but you might not get it."