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Joke of the Day
"Ke$ha is what would happen if Comic Sans came to life."
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"Two antennas fell in love.. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent."
"What do you call a vampire junkie? Count Drugula."
"Today, a feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships... Apparently ""in HD"" was not the right answer."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Canoe ! Canoe who ? Canoe come out and play with me ?"
"What happens when you throw a green stone into the Red Sea? It gets wet."
"How many dads does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to put it in and one to complain that he never screws anything anymore."
"A man has been jailed for forging banknotes. He also got a big fine which he immediately paid in crisp $9 notes."
"Why did the burger sit beside the telephone? Incase onion rings"
"You can tell by a woman's feet how she feels about you. If they are behind her ears, she likes you."