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Joke of the Day

"""Here you go body some nutritious food, how bout some energy?"" Body: ""I shall make this into nose hair"""

"What did the leper say to the hooker? You can keep the tip."

"What do snakes have on their bath towels ? Hiss and Hers !"

"What's your ringtone? That's nice. Mine's a light shade of brown."

"How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Hippies screw in vans."

"A little about me: I'm a beekeeper. I see a bee, I keep it. I don't care whose bee it is. Should have been watching it better."

"Never correct my son when he calls Kanye West, ""Kenny West."""

"Whats the best part about dating a black girl? You rarely have to meet their dad."

"I find it hard to explain stuff to kleptomaniacs. They take things literally!"

"Hey online media: ""Comfortability"" isn't a word. The noun you're looking for is ""comfort."" And it doesn't need you to give it a fancy hat."