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Joke of the Day
"Q. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper? A. Yes if you wrap an iron in it."
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"Doctor Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains Well pull yourself together then"
"What do you call a big, dumb, slow guy who cuts down trees? A lumbering oaf."
"My protractor wanted to know what my plans were for this weekend Not sure what his angle is"
"How is Debbie Reynolds like my penis? They both had a stroke when they saw Carrie Fishers body."
"What kind of hair do oceans have ? Wavy !"