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Joke of the Day

"Why does NASA drink sprite? Because they couldn't get 7up"

"Son: ""Dad! I answered a question today in class that no-one else could answer!"" Dad: ""That's my boy! What was the question?"" Son: ""Who's farted"""

"Daycare lady: *notices 3-year-old's shirt is on backward* It's cute how you let her dress herself. Me: Yes. She did that."

"My girlfriend is great in bed... But I don't know how my best friend would know that."

"Who's a gamers favourite Asian Lo Ping"

"What do you get when you cross an English bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A bull-shiht!"

"Why did God give men penises? So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up."

"I haven't figured out the punchline for my joke about premature ejaculation But I'm sure it will come soon"

"Have you tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they."

"How many feninists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Because feminists can't change anything."