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Joke of the Day

"Why was the blonde wearing condoms on her ears? Because she didn't want to get hearing-AIDS."

"Been trying to pair my new phone with the Bluetooth in the car and I think it's easier to get pandas to mate."

"I saw a man hitting on a cheetah. He was trying to pull a fast one!"

"When I asked if you'd like to go out on a date sometime, I meant with me."

"Doctors just told me I have ""stripper lung"" from inhaling too much brass polish & if I go back to ""JIGGLERS"" again I'll die."

"packs 2 hours before leaving for a trip unpacks 3 months after coming home"

"Donald Trump is what happens when a YouTube commenter makes a billion dollars."

"What is a fat kids' favourite sounding instrument at school? The dinner bell."

"Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?"

"Lucky I didn't get caught... I was nailing this chick in the park the other weekend. And I was so lucky not to get caught. Supposedly crucifixions are illegal these days"