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Joke of the Day
"Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?"
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"The glittery vampire from Twilight is putting out an album. In other news, real musicians continue to play for coins in the subway."
"My wife said to go out and buy something that makes her look hot & sexy for Valentine's Day! So I got drunk..."
"What do you call a dwarf tattoo artist? An Inkling."
"Why are airplane crashes in the ocean so visible? They're plane to sea"
"What did the bully say when he threw Michael J. Fox out of a 10 story window? Marty Mc. FLyyyyyyyyy!"
"My girlfriend might not appriciate this. Me: I've got something to tell you. Gf: Don't say that makes me anxious. Me: I've got a date. Gf: ??? Me: http://imgur.com/GeYB7xY Still to hear back from her."
"A Zen student asked his master, ""Is it OK to use email?"" ""Yes,"" replied the master, ""But no attachments."""
"If a tree falls in the forest and nobody hears it... ...then my illegal logging business is a success"
"What's the difference between a car tyre, and 365 condoms? One's a Goodyear, an the other's a great year."