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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane? A boeing constrictor"
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"BIack man found shot to death. 27 bullets in total. Police say it was the worst case of suicide they had seen."
"What do you call a pro-gamer? An ath1337"
"A vegan, cross fitters, and yoga person sit down for dinner And nobody says a word."
"[high seas] FIRST MATE: I can't wait to see my wife again PIRATE: Land Ho! FIRST MATE: Now look, that's a little rude"
"I found the one When I saw her my knees got weak and my vision got blurry. That's when I realized I drunk the wrong glass."
"I like to throw bottles into the ocean with notes that just say, k."
"Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles? So he could break out."
"Treat your woman like a vacuum cleaner, if she stops sucking, replace the bag"
"How do you fit an elephant in a thimble? You take the ""I"" out of ""thimble"" and the ""F"" out of ""way."""