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Joke of the Day

"I found the one When I saw her my knees got weak and my vision got blurry. That's when I realized I drunk the wrong glass."

"My friend told me Kanye West was the next John Lennon I replied ""Then I'll be the next Mark David Chapman"""

"They asked me where I would be in 5 years... I said I don't know I don't have 2020 vision."

"People say I don't have what it takes Yeah, because every time I get it, it takes it."

"Are you a great at fishing? So you're a Mastur""bait""er"

"What did the grilled Seabass say at the Nuremberg trials? I was only following hors d'oeuvres."

"The best part of an argument is the make up sex...unless you're fighting with your brother."

"Why did the storm trooper get an iPhone? He couldn't find the Droid he was looking for"

"A sheep, a drum, and a snake fell off a cliff together. Ba-dum-tss"

"The other day I was wondering, why does a frisbee appear larger the closer it gets? And then it hit me."