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Joke of the Day

"BIack man found shot to death. 27 bullets in total. Police say it was the worst case of suicide they had seen."

"I think it's lame how Justin Bieber has millions of Beliebers yet Queen Latifah only has like 8 Beliefahs."

"Oh you wear sunglasses inside? lt must be sunny on planet cool."

"My wife just accused me of being big-headed and thinking I was better than I was. I nearly fell off my throne."

"How do you get a unicorn from neighing in your front yard? Put it in the back yard."

"Why is Flint MI famous for it's sandwiches? They have the highest Pb : jelly ratio in the midwest!"

"What do you call it when batman plays hooky from church? Christian Bale"

"What smells like shit, looks dead, and doesnt give a fuck? Gamers"

"Finished christmas shopping for my entire family. *walks out of pharmacy*"

"If Hillary wins the election, the whole world be like.. [removed due to WWIII]"