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Joke of the Day

"What is so brilliant with a Arabian blow-up doll? They blow themselves up."

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"What do you call a prison for gays? Prism"
"A man was shot with a starter pistol today... Police are saying it was Race related."
"How do you get whole race to hate you? Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)"
"Apparently there is a bipartisan push in the US senate to legalize marijuana for arthritis treatment So in other words, there's joint support for joint support for joint support."
"What's the similarity between Income Tax and a Caller Tune? . .. ... In both the cases, one pays the money and others enjoy."
"Why did the alligator wear a vest? He was an investigator!"
"When your kid makes a funny face, say they will stick that way, then show them the thousands of girls with duck lips on Instagram."
"I got my bucket list mixed up with my shopping list Swam with dolphin-safe tuna."
"what's the difference between light and hard? You can Sleep with a light on"