200514

Joke of the Day

"How do you get whole race to hate you? Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)"

"Who makes more money, a hooker or a drug dealer? The hooker because she can wash her crack and sell it again."

"The hardest part of parenting is standing idly by while your children build a mediocre couch fort."

"Reportedly, Bill Gates filed for trademarks on iCrosoft, iNdows & iHateSteveJobs today. Then, he wiped his ass with a bazillion dollar bill."

"Who is the most hated actor in Saudi Arabia? Shia Labeouf"

"What's your favourite food if you hate Microsoft Word? TeX-MeX"

"It's Women's History Month.. I wonder if Chris Brown is going to hit on the subject."

"Did you hear about the alligator who couldn't get a hard-on? He had a reptile dysfunction."

"I recently saw a movie about nuts and bolts..... The plot was riveting!"

"I've been on a diet for a month and I've lost exactly 4 weeks."