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Joke of the Day
"Three beans travelled around Australia together, where was their final destination? In Cairns."
Next Joke
"I like my women like I like my Pistachio nuts. Easy to get inside or else I'll just move onto the next. Ha ha only joking. I'm so lonely."
"My youngest brother told me this one, he laughed for hours afterwards. What's worse than being a butt-half? Being a butt-whole!"
"why are computers so smart? because they listen to their mother board."
"I used to be into necrophilia, S&M, and Bestiality... Then i realized i was beating a dead horse. *i'll let myself out*"
"Your momma is so classless... she could be a Marxist utopia"
"When a killer makes you dig your own grave, throw the soil far away so he has trouble backfilling."
"How do you call a blond who has colored her hair to brown? Artificial intelligence!"
"Why are all black people fast? Because the slow ones are in jail."
"4-year-old: Can we have Oreos for dinner? Me: Are you crazy? That'd be terrible for you. 4: Mom's not home. Me: *eats Oreos for dinner*"