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Joke of the Day
"Why are all black people fast? Because the slow ones are in jail."
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"If women lactate... Then men..."
"Hillary Clinton Style Condoms! *Rigged for her pleasure*"
"I told my friend to not worry about being hungry at the beach. Because of all the sand which is there."
"What do birds say on Halloween? ""Trick-or-tweet!"""
"How did Chernobyl disaster happen ? scientist A : Are you sure ? scientist B : Trust me, I know what i'm doing."
"A man is setting his password to ""mypenis"" Error: Not long enough"
"When is an English teacher like a judge? When she hands out long sentences."
"What is more dangerous than a polar bear? A bi-polar bear."
"What do you call someone with lots of imaginary friends? Schizofriendic"