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Joke of the Day

"[turning off Shrek 2] well, i'd say that movie was shrekcellent! ""trent, 1 more shrek pun and i'm divorcing you."" oh karen, don't ogre-react"

"Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars? So they can park in handicapped spaces."

"My signature move, is pulling on a push only door, when attempting to get it for a woman."

"Where is Macau located? In MaFarm"

"What do you call a nosey pepper? Jalapeno Business"

"""911, what's your emergency?"" ""Hi. Long time listener, first time caller."" ""That's really funny."" ""Thank you. Anyways, I'm being stabbed."""

"What do call an Asian person who sucks at jokes ? Obvious-lee"

"Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he got married? A. Ruth-less."

"People who continually put the toilet paper roll in backwards are evolutionary dead-ends, like the Neanderthal."

"How do you know when a bass player and drummer are at your front door? The knocking is out of time and they don't know when to come in."