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Joke of the Day
"What does a stripper eat for thanksgiving dinner? Twerky"
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"My wise grandfather once told me, ""The small things in life are often the most beautiful."" Guess that explains my midget fetish."
"I hit a parked car today so naturally I left a note. It said ""Die, Decepticons! Die!"""
"Selling chewing gum. Mint condition."
"Some people should put professional victim on their resume"
"""So tell me what you want, what you really, really want"" - a hilarious waiter taking a Spice Girl's order"
"Usain bolt is very good at running... He had tons of practice trying to escape the police when he was a kid."
"You've got to be careful once you start cooking with Crisco. It's a slippery slope."
"A man walks into a drug store... And asks the druggist for two boxes of condoms. The druggist asks ""do you need a paper bag with that?"" To which the man replies ""hell no, she's good looking!"""
"So, Bill Gates and Steve Jobs walk into a bar... and I got sued for millions because I used both of their names in the same sentence."