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Joke of the Day

"It's Cyber Monday, sooo.... what are you wearing?"

"playboy: ""apparently they just read it for the articles"" [takes out all nude women] every man on earth: ""well this has back-fired massively"""

"How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put it in the microwave until its Bill Withers."

"I saw Jesus on the bus today. He was the Juan in front of me."

"If there is a difference between a minor inconvenience and the end of the fucking world, you'd never know if from my histrionics."

"I got jury duty next week My duty is to convince the jury that I didn't do it."

"What insect is the Wood Ant related to? The Should Ant and the Could Ant."

"What is a Men's Rights activist's idea of foreplay? Trying to argue a prostitute into accepting a credit card."

"Computer dating is fine... if you are a computer."

"whenever white girls are fighting and one of them calls the other ""hun"" during the argument world war 3 begins"