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Joke of the Day
"What's the most American food? Popcorn, because you have to blow it up before you eat it."
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"What did the astronaut get instead of athlete's foot? Missile Toe"
"UNZIP - ZIP UNZIP - ZIP UNZIP - ZIP UNZIP - ZIP UNZIP - ZIP UNZIP - ZIP UNZIP - ZIP *looking for condom in my ""Beat It"" zipper jacket*"
"What do a 45 year old pregnant alcoholic and Ironman have in common? Both have a little Downy Jr in them."
"don't tell me starbucks isn't an emotion i feel that shit in my soul"
"When I said 'You can't buy my love.' I meant with your salary."
"Why did the physicist at the Hadron Collider get thrown in jail? Because he was a mass murderer"
"What is a pedophile's favorite shoe? White Vans."
"The sad story of a homeless Genie He lost his bottle"
"What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim? ""Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!"""