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Joke of the Day
"The sad story of a homeless Genie He lost his bottle"
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"What'd be worse? Zombie apocalypse or Facebook shutting down and 500 million retards all of sudden using twitter?"
"What did Peyton Manning do yesterday? ...played footbal but lost and made ppl sad as fuck. joke's on the ppl cus their sad as fuck and i dont care"
"Ate Frosted Mini Wheats this morning, pooped a mini patio set this evening."
"Pizza is like sex When it's good, it's the best. When it's bad, it's still pretty good"
"Considering ""Thank You"" cards are a thing, I'm going to invent ""No, thank YOU!"" cards and people will send them back and forth forever."
"Why doesn't the GOP establishment want Trump as their nominee? They hate colored people."
"Damn girl I like the way you constantly change your profile pic to the one good picture of you from 2008."
"Me:She's better than me. BF:She's not. M:Look at those, they're incredible! BF: M:STOP STARING! -Boyfriend reading other women's tweets"
"What is a 6.9? A good thing ruined by a period..."