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Joke of the Day

"What do a 45 year old pregnant alcoholic and Ironman have in common? Both have a little Downy Jr in them."

"There are 10 types of people... (with a twist) There are 10 types of people, those who know binary and those who don't and those who understand the off-by-one error."

"Your first instinct is gonna to be to spell ""leopard"" and ""deaf"" correctly. You're going to want to resist that. Best band manager ever."

"What do you get if you cross a black person with an octopus? I don't know but it would be excellent at picking cotton."

"ke$ha gets caught in the currency exchange market she is now ke0.77ha"

"How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced A buccaneer"

"How many sea men can fit in a circle 2 rads"

"Name a body part that's long and stiff and uses the letters PENSI A spine"

"I told you ill be there in 5 minutes. Stop calling me every half an hour."

"A new musical artist... Another blond this time. Miranda Lambert"