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Joke of the Day

"Who wins in a race to San Francisco, the lesbian couple or the gay couple? The lesbians. They get there lickity split while the gays are still packin it in!"

"Does anyone have a really good racists or sexist knock knock joke?"

"What has four legs and says ""hoe de doe, hoe de doe""? Two black guys trying to catch an elevator."

"How do you get 30 drunk Americans out of the pool? ""Allahu Akhbarrrr"""

"Did you hear about when Sting got a new mobile phone? He sent out an SMS to the world."

"What's the best part of having kids? Making them."

"Before their conflict with the Decepticons, the Autobots won a much less interesting but emotionally charged war against the Emoticons."

"A group of people asked me to make a joke about barometers but I couldn't handle the pressure"

"How will Donald Trump decide which ones to deport? By separating the good Juans from the bad Juans!"

"Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes."