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Joke of the Day

"Does anyone have a really good racists or sexist knock knock joke?"

"What should you do when push comes to shove? Learn to read. The door says ""pull""."

"A cashier rings up a box of trash bags for a customer... Customer: ""I don't know why I keep buying these things, I just end up throwing them out anyways."""

"Sex is like CPR. Two inches at 100 beats per minute."

"Do you know how to tell if a date rapist put a roofie in your drink? Wanna beer?"

"How do you pass the Isis entrance exam? I don't know about you, I bombed it."

"Your momma's so fat. When she was born, the universe expanded."

"Q: What did the mermaid do last Sunday night? A: She went to sea a movie."

"What do you call a German thief? A Hamburglar."

"What do Harry Potter and Kermit the frog have in common? Hogwarts"