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Joke of the Day

"Italian men regularly hit women... ...who make the mistake of standing too close while they are talking."

"Did you hear about those new corduroy pillowcases? I'm surprised if you haven't, they're making lots of headlines."

"What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me, I'm going in!"

"You might have heard about the Chevy Camaro IROC, but do you know what IROC stands for? Italian retard out cruising."

"What do you do when an elephant comes into a room? Swim."

"If you live in Russia... .. then you must've picked ""HARD MODE"" at birth."

"Q: Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? A: Works pretty well, doesn't it?"

"VJ Day Because Hirohito was a cunt."

"Why do girls wear so much make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink."

"[Cringe Alert] Why are Trees never invited to a formal dinner ? They only wear Trunks."